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Last thing I remember, I was walking down a hall
In a dark forgotten ruin, there was no one there at all
I was looking for a fortune, I was driven by my greed
I was dreaming of the future instead of looking at my feet
I’m caught in a gelatinous cube
I tried to scream for help but I’m not getting through
I’m caught in a gelatinous cube
Floating right beside me the remains of what appears
To be a half digested wood elf. I can tell by the pointy ears.
And so I wait suspended. In a very awkward pose
And this is how I’ll stay until I slowly decompose
I’m caught in a gelatinous cube
I tried to break away but it didn't do much good
I’m caught in a gelatinous cube
No one hears my laughter as I realize
That all the treasure I have sought is also trapped inside
Gems and crowns and golden rings that meant so much to me
I’d gladly leave them all behind for the chance to be set free
I’m caught in a gelatinous cube
Unless somebody comes and rescues me soon
I’ll die in this gelatinous cube
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Come close to me
That I may touch you
I am not a god
I'm not a demon
I have no sight
But I saw the oceans rise
Now I am the last
And I am a captive
I know your past
I see your future
You’re just a thief
But you are the hand of fate
Lift up your sword
Give me your mercy
Then take the jewel
And deliver my last gift
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I am the Flumph
03:32
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Saucer Shaped
Pure White Color
Smile at the center of my upper surface
Roaming eyestalks
And tentacles
Do my little spikes make you nervous?
I think that you’ll find
I’m lawful and kind
Hear my voice in your mind
Let me introduce myself to one and all
I am the Flumph!
Should you attack
I’ll spray you once
No one in the party wants to be with you
After that
A hit of acid
Send you on a trip like you never knew
I may be maligned
But I’m lawful and kind
Hear my voice in your mind
Let me introduce myself to one and all
I am the FlumphI
Let me introduce myself
Let me introduce myself
Let me introduce myself to one and all
I’m the Flumph
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Fey Pride Parade
03:10
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I was sure that I would spend my life alone
Playing sad songs and staying home
That there could be no faun or elf
Who would love me for myself
Oh no
Then I saw you at the Fey Pride Parade
You were marching with a sign that you made
It read “I don’t care if it’s wrong I’m as fey as the day is long”
I thought I was immune to being charmed
But now I only want you in my arms
I’m fey for you
Could you be fey for me?
So I fell for you but I was still shy
When a pixie who’s a friend of yours and mine
Said if I don’t get to the matter
I would lose you to a satyr
Oh no
Now I’m on my knees, under all your gods and mine
All I want from you is to be fey and do crime
I’m fey for you
Will you be fey for me?
Now we’re marching at the Fey Pride Parade
Hand in hand we make a scene and misbehave
Cuz if love’s the fey agenda, then I’m happy to surrender
Always
Because I never had much hope for this heart of mine
But much to my surprise, now I find
I’m fey for you
And you’re fey for me
Yes I’m fey for you
And you’re fey for me
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Here Comes the Wizard
03:02
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Here he comes
He’s the wizard
And he comes
He comes for you
Hail of thorns
Magic missile
Wall of fire
Hideous Laughter Too
Abjuration
Conjuration
He’s the mage with the secret page
Shadow Walker
Unseen Servant
Misty Steps
Through dimension door
Evocation
Transmutation
Familiar rook and a dark spell book
Necromancer
Occult Power
High in a tower
Arcane eye on you
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Mood for Melee
04:11
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A random encounter up a city street
You’ll never know who you’re gonna meet
A quiet walk down a peaceful country road
You hear a noise is it friend or foe
We’re gonna roll now, We’re gonna roll now
Cuz I’m in the mood for melee
Let's get into 5 foot square dancing
I’m in the mood for melee
So let’s roll let’s roll
Let’s go let’s go
I get in position and now I’m flanking you
If you don't disengage soon I’ll be shanking you
You wanna take a reaction and come at me with your sickle
But you took a fumble and now you're in a pickle
Cuz we’re gonna roll now, we’re gonna roll now
Cuz I’m in the mood for melee
Step into range and take your chances
I’m in the mood for melee
So let’s roll let’s roll
Let’s go let’s go
I have anger issues
They’re hard to talk about
I feel frustration
And I’m so full of self doubt
I’m not as tough as I pretend to be
I’m just afraid you wouldn’t like the real me
Cuz I’m in the mood for melee
Step into range and take your chances
I’m in the mood for melee
So let’s roll let’s roll
Let’s go let’s go
Cuz I’m in the mood for melee
Let's get into 5 foot square dancing
I’m in the mood for melee
So let’s roll let’s roll
Let’s go let’s go
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Down at the Tavern
02:37
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There’s a place where the travelers go when they’re new in town and in need of gold
Get a pint and grab a seat ‘cause you never know who you’re gonna meet
Down at the tavern
There’s a farmer with a haunted field, if you can turn undead that’ll seal the deal
A silver mine with a goblin pack you’ll get 50 gold if you drive them back
Feast your eyes on a lady Faire all the locals say she’s a dragon slayer
Polish up that rusty sword join the western march against the savage horde
Down at the tavern
You’ll meet some strangers and you’ll join a party
Each one’s got their reasons why they take the quest
In time those strangers will become your family
Always fighting by your side against all the rest
And one day when you’re back this way all the folks in town are gonna know your name
You’ll drink for free and you’ll play some cards while your song is sung by the local bard
Down at the tavern
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Son of a Lich
03:28
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Pity the boys and girls
Their daddy’s heart went cold and black
He turned down a road
And there’s no turning back
Forget the good times had
There’ll be no better days ahead
He threw them away to stop
The hands of time
Son of a Lich
It’s not your fault
Daddy’s gone bad
Daddy’s gone bad
Son of a Lich
Time marches on
Forget what you had
Forget what you had
The last part of himself
Is buried in a cold phylactery
His days are damned
and empty without end
No good to blame yourself
Better to live your life at ease
And find your rest when the reaper
calls your name
If you want to live forever
First you have to break the heart of anyone
Who ever gave their love to you
When you’re done you’ll find you’ve broken your heart too
Son of a Lich
It’s not your fault
Daddy’s gone bad
Daddy’s gone bad
Son of a Lich
Your daddy’s gone bad
Isn’t it sad
Isn't it sad
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Loot the Body Los Angeles, California
Psych indie rock songs and instrumentals inspired by classic sci-fi, fantasy, and D&D.
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